Today I was walking down Woodward and a bum came right up to me, put his face at a vaguely uncomfortably close distance to mine and asked:
"Hey would you give me a kiss?"
To which I could only reply:"Ahahahahahahah no sir."
Then to make things even better, the bum said:
"No come on! Seriously!"
To which I could only laugh even more because even bums are picking up the 'Grey's Anatomy' slang.